Author: The Takeoff Nap
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Fly the Tricolor: Airlines Soar to New Heights of Patriotism with Constitutional Safety Briefings
Written by The Takeoff Nap @ BoardingArea NEW DELHI — In a move that has left frequent flyers both amused and mildly concerned, India’s leading airlines have introduced “Patriotic Flights” to commemorate Republic Day. Passengers boarding these flights will find that their usual safety cards have been replaced with pocket-sized copies of the Indian Constitution—because…