Author: The Takeoff Nap
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Shhh… We’re Flying: Airlines Introduce Silent, Meditative Flights
Written by The Takeoff Nap @ BoardingArea In a bold move to capitalize on the wellness craze sweeping the nation, major airlines have introduced “Silent Flights”—where passengers are required to meditate for the entire journey. Pilots communicate telepathically, flight attendants have become “Aerial Zen Guides,” and in-flight entertainment is reduced to a flickering candle. Explore…