Author: The Takeoff Nap

  • Feel Weightless in Coach: New Zero Gravity Flights for the Masses

    Written by The Takeoff Nap @ BoardingArea In a groundbreaking move that’s leaving frequent flyers bewildered and physics professors pondering their career choices, major airlines have announced the launch of “Zero Gravity Economy” flights. Starting next month, for the low price of $49.99 plus inevitable hidden fees, passengers can experience a few thrilling seconds of…