Author: The Takeoff Nap
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Airlines Unveil “Loyalty Crypto Miles” in Bold Move to Decentralize Your Frustration—and Your Wallet
Written by The Takeoff Nap @ BoardingArea Frequent flyers rejoice! Airlines are overhauling their frequent flyer programs by introducing the wildly unpredictable “Loyalty Crypto Miles.” Say goodbye to the days of fixed-value miles; now, your travel rewards will fluctuate like a meme stock on a sugar rush during a full moon. Dive into this satirical…