Author: The Takeoff Nap
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Airlines Now Require Blood Oaths for Elite Status: “Loyalty Is in Your Veins,” Says United CEO
Written by The Takeoff Nap @ BoardingArea In a bold move to redefine customer commitments, major airlines have introduced a new requirement for achieving elite status: signing loyalty oaths in blood. United Airlines spearheaded this initiative, with CEO Miles High proclaiming, “We wanted to ensure our most valued customers have a bond with us that’s…